Post by The Situations Abs on Dec 8, 2009 10:20:18 GMT -5
In this confusing time in a young mans life, as he becomes a moderator, things will start to change for you. You'll grow hair in places where there was no hair, you'll begin ejaculating for no reason at all anytime during the day, and you'll also become interested in German poop videos. It's all normal, and part of the moderator process.
For some fun, I suggest going to the Censored Words section of the moderator forum. There, you can swap out words for others. It's quite fun, and can cause quite the hilarious misunderstanding.
Also, it's quite easy to ban people! You'll see. You'll become mad with power, father some children, kill them because you've become paranoid that they are going to take your throne, take many wives, catch an STD, and be driven slowly mad as the disease takes your mind and you have discharges seep from your genitals, as you talk to people who are long dead, and make puppets from dead animals you find laying around.
It's all part of THE MODERATOR PROCESS!
For some fun, I suggest going to the Censored Words section of the moderator forum. There, you can swap out words for others. It's quite fun, and can cause quite the hilarious misunderstanding.
Also, it's quite easy to ban people! You'll see. You'll become mad with power, father some children, kill them because you've become paranoid that they are going to take your throne, take many wives, catch an STD, and be driven slowly mad as the disease takes your mind and you have discharges seep from your genitals, as you talk to people who are long dead, and make puppets from dead animals you find laying around.
It's all part of THE MODERATOR PROCESS!
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